1. penice:

    hungarian:

    sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked

    image

    (via official-mashed-potatoes)

     

  2. beebzxxh:

    ree-az:

    The only thing Muslims should apologise for is algebra.
    For that, I am truly sorry.

    Seriously.

    (via horanyewest)

     
  3. neptunain:

    IT HAPPENED

    (via tyleroakley)

     
  4. chronicarus:

    Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

    (via official-mashed-potatoes)

     
  5. blurrypicturesofolaf:

    fixitfelixjnr:

    father no

    the weakest are fed to fuel the strong

    (Source: witchy-pleakley, via guy)

     

  6. ggaga:

    i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

    (via guy)

     

  7. twerkitnarry:

    voguesniall:

    i fucking hate mcdonalds

    image

    (Source: zourryau, via humorprince)

     

  8. gnuliet:

    hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are

    (via guy)

     
  9. kittenpatches:

    If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

    (Source: molebucks, via ashtonsmatingcall)

     

  10. stability:

    life hack: spend your student loans on new clothes. you’ll still be just as poor and you’ll look a lot better

    (via eleanors-clothes)