1. penice:


    sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked


    (via official-mashed-potatoes)


  2. beebzxxh:


    The only thing Muslims should apologise for is algebra.
    For that, I am truly sorry.


    (via horanyewest)

  3. neptunain:


    (via tyleroakley)

  4. chronicarus:

    Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

    (via official-mashed-potatoes)

  5. blurrypicturesofolaf:


    father no

    the weakest are fed to fuel the strong

    (Source: witchy-pleakley, via guy)


  6. ggaga:

    i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

    (via guy)


  7. twerkitnarry:


    i fucking hate mcdonalds


    (Source: zourryau, via humorprince)


  8. gnuliet:

    hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are

    (via guy)

  9. kittenpatches:

    If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

    (Source: molebucks, via ashtonsmatingcall)


  10. stability:

    life hack: spend your student loans on new clothes. you’ll still be just as poor and you’ll look a lot better

    (via eleanors-clothes)